Welcome to The Land of Billy... The land where all your wildest dreams will come true. The land with a neverending hackeysack circle, a land where things we liked first don't suddenly become mindless trends, a land whre you don't step on your GODDAMN curling iron, a land where no one is with someone like Cottage Cheese, a land where no one has hair shorter than three inches and a land where everyone's favorite borderhopping orphan works at Taco Bell, which we all know is supremely authentic Mexican food straight from Tahiti or someplace in Mexico. This is also a land where Gingers rule the world and tanning is frowned upon so one needs to worry about if their feet are tan or not. That's because in The Land of Billy, as long as you have long hair, we are free to be you and me.